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smokadrake
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ZORO, ARE YOU THERE?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: it's me!
You: ABOUT TIME MARIMO.
You: GET ABOARD THE SHIP IT'S LEAVING
Stranger: i have a question for you
You: WHAT.
Stranger: if a stranger shot me outside of a liquor store for asking for turtle milk, what would you do?
You: I'd be the girl taping it all.
You: And putting it on youtube.
Stranger: wrong answer.
Stranger: try again.
You: It's the right answer.
You: Because it's what I would do.
Stranger: wrong.
Stranger: try again.
You: I don't want to.
You: I'm stubborn. :c
Stranger: here's the answer:
Stranger: you would fix me up a big bowl of turtle soup and pour it over my wounds.
Stranger: OR
Stranger: bring turtle milk to my grave.
You: No I wouldn't. You're not Doflamingo. You can't make me
Stranger: i don't even know what that is.
You: ... then you are not worthy of talking to me.
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ARE YOU ON A JIMBEI?
Stranger: nope iz a spook.
You: ARE YOU DOING FLIPS?
You: AND SHIT?
Stranger: oooo lordy pick a bail of cotton oooo lordy pick a bail of hay!
Stranger: seig heil!
You: *MUSTACHE*
You: NAKAMA.
Stranger: be gone be gone be gone go back to where you come.
You: ... JENBOT IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: i will make this a german world >:3
You: JENBOT SQUARE!
Stranger: luftwaffe!!!
Stranger: bitch,you retarded??
You: Yeah, I guess. :D
Stranger: don't make me chris brown your bitch!
Stranger: be a man join the clan
You: Can I have Edward Newgate instead?
Stranger: how's about fig newton?
You: I want me some fucking Edward Newgate.
You: FETCH, Marco.
Stranger: big o'l tittes all UP IN YO GRILL!
You: I. WANT. NEWGATE.
Stranger: i want teh cock!
You: I'M SURE YOU DO.
You: GIVE ME NEWGATE.
Stranger: on top of the smoooookies ;]
Stranger: wtf is newgate? a dildo brand?
You: NEWGATE CAN DESTROY THE WORLD
You: BY HAVING SEX.
Stranger: i don't think yooou understand i've been dead for centuries how do you think I FEEL!
You: OOOH ARE YOU A ZOMBIE?
Stranger: ever watch BMX pain olympics?
Stranger: gold metal shit right thur
Stranger: dawg >:3
You: 8'3
You have disconnected.

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